Bobo, a witness to a motorcycle accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and Bobo:
The lawyer: Did you actually see the accident?
Bobo: Yes, sir.
The lawyer: How far away were you when the accident happened?
Bobo: Twenty-one feet, one quarter inches.
The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): “Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”
Bobo: Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.
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