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Joke: Court Case

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Bobo, a witness to a motorcycle accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and Bobo:

The lawyer: Did you actually see the accident?

Bobo: Yes, sir.

The lawyer: How far away were you when the accident happened?

Bobo: Twenty-one feet, one quarter inches.

The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): “Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”

Bobo: Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.

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