Akpos spits saliva in his palms and starts rubbing it all over his head.
Teacher: Akpors!!!!!…What stupid thing are you doing???…what is the essence of smearing your head with saliva ??
Akpors: because what you are teaching
Teacher: and so what has that got to do
Akpors: I overheard my mum last night telling dad in their bedroomthat if it is difficult for it to enter, apply some saliva on the head