Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend. “Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9A, You’ll find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW.
Get out of the lift you’ll find my flat on the left.
Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door for you”
Boyfriend says: That seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend: “0MG! Are you coming empty handed?”