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Joke: Who do you know in London? (Phone Scam)


Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Me(Ofego): Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.

Mr 419: Ha, don’t u remember me, who do u know in London dat culd be calling?.
Me(Ofego): (Sensing a scam, i threw in a trap) Frekens! Is dat u?. (To be sincere, i don’t know any Frekens in London).

Mr 419: (Thinking it is a break, he swallows the bait) Of course, of course, this is Frekens, i am Frekens, how come u didn’t recognize my voice?.
Me(Ofego): (I know it is a scam so i decided to punish him. He had d time dis morning, so i am going to assist him waste his recharge card) Frekens! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you did not even show up or send a letter. Oboy, ur children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u.

Mr 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn’t hear o!. I would have come.
Me(Ofego): Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn’t hear about dat too abi?.

Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn’t hear.
Me(Ofego): (Enjoying myself) Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?.

Mr 419: She is fine! I’m sure she’ll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Me(Ofego): (Breaking in before the 419 begins his story) Enhen! Frekens, you offend me. I send u money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u disappear. When am i having my money back?. U want make i curse you
like ur Father. I go pronounce wicked curses on you o.

Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very important.
Me(Ofego): Shut up!. When u go send money come home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal from me, ur own friend?. Oboy, ur Father was right to curse you, you can’t escape it if u continue like this.

Mr 419: Don’t worry, i will repay you ur money. For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Me(Ofego): Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know any Frekens or anybody 4 London, i jus won teach u lesson.

Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have been insulting me since morning.

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