Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art rangerover sports:
Patrick: Guy, give me full tank (in Benin Lang.)
Akpors: I only speak English, sir.
Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
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