Girl: Hello who’s on the line?
Boy: Sorry is this jane:)?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how may I help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur number from a friend
Girl: Really! So what do u wnt?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious date.;)
Girl: Really! I’m single So what do you do? Boy: I work with NNPC in Port- Hacourt:). I am well paid but the problem is am looking for someone to spend this money:p. I will change ur life if only u wil accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay I accept:). I’m from Delta state where r u from? Boy: I’m from ALUU:) .
Girl: Aaa what
Boy: Aluu in River state.
Girl: Who do u say you want to speak with? Boy: Haba is dis not Jane.
Girl: Sorry Mr Aluka dis is Amina from KANO. Blood of Jesus wrong numba???