During time for testimonies in a church service ,the pastor’s daughter of age 16 stood up & shouted “Praise the Lord” and the Church chorused “Halleluyah” thunderously. And she proceeded, “Since the tender age of 13 I have been experiencing
monthly periods with so much pain but now after a series of bible study & prayer sessions with Brother Ken, our powerful sunday school teacher, my monthly periods have ceased for more than 3 months now.
U can see am even getting fat and prettier. Praise the Lord”
WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Too much money)
TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a
barracks.. (Other people will tell the story on ur behalf)
FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Miracle worker)
IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (Classic 419)
STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu)
WISDOM is dating your landlord’s daughter.. (Over sabi)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (Mugu! Why not wait for the pirated copy-its just N150)
LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true love)
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STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don’t laugh and share with you friends on Facebook and Twitter!