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Joke Of The Day : FBI vs CIA vs The Nigerian Police

Joke Of The Day : FBI vs CIA vs The Nigerian Police

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The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The Nigerian Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten Antelope. The Antelope is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”

That’s Nigerian Police for you, they force you to admit to what you didn’t do just to get their won job done! It’s a joke but it has some reality in it!

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Comment(2)

  1. True talk,b’coz nigeria police are the worst security men that I’ve ever seen. My believe is that: they are the curse of any crime in nigeria, they are so corrupt.

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