Crack ya ribs.: In a singles’ convention, a prayer point was raised that singles should pray for their Heart desires. A lady prayed,”Oh Lord I don’t want to marry a
short man. Any short man that is coming my way i bound him by Holy Ghost fire!
And there’s this short man standing next to her, praying: Oh Lord I’m short man but I’m a Billionaire. When she heard the word ‘billionaire’, her prayer changed to ”Oh Lord is that your Voice? Who am I to say No? I will marry the ‘content’ and ignore the ‘container’.
AKPORS AND TEACHER
Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria?
Akpors: I don’t know ma.
Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.
Akpors: Please ma, can I ask few questions?
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Akpors: Do you know Rita?
Akpors: Do you know Joy?
Akpors: Do you know Kate?
Teacher (Angry): Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask?
Akpors: You need to focus more on your husband!