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Joke: Blackberry Messenger User Categories

Joke: Blackberry Messenger User Categories


After a long-term research and critical survey, we established the following categories of Blackberry Messenger Users. We
all fall into one or more categories, find yours!.

Categories of BBM Contacts:
1.The cool ones-
They luv fun & are regular broadcasters of nice funny msgs.(y) B)

2.The copy en paste- all they do is rebroadcast old stale stuff

3. On lookers – All they do is check out ur profile, DP, msg or status, save pics of u &that’s d end.
4.Gbegboruns – when these ones check out ur profile,dey start askn jamb questns ‘who be dis?’
‘where u take dis pic?’ Or ‘where did u get dat top, hair shoe, jeans Blah blah blah?

5.D ghosts – These ones never reply, send or change their DP or msg. U need to check their “pulse” once in a while 2confirm if they’re still alive.*nerd*

6. D off &ons – These ones na-
– How far?
– I dey
– K
– Kk
– Kkk
D conversation don end till anoda 6 months 😐

7.D jobless bones| chameleons- These ones dey change Their DP, msg& name every 5 mins.

8. D Lamentators – u can write a book abt them from their msgs…
– dis is my month IJN
– ah God save me from my boss
– I need money to renew my BB ooo
– Traffic is madt on my street..U go con dey wonder if their strt na 3rd Mainland
-I just crossed Oshodi express way
– One of my nails just broke today
– dats my mummy
-mummy no2 etc

9. D lovers- These r d ppl dat won’t let us rest wit their BF or GF pics, status gist, ‘I luv u baby’
‘I miss u’
‘I want u now’
Last night was ‘sweeeeet’ mtscheeew..>:/ if u r so freaked abt each othr u wud be married by now.na dem dey suffer heartbreak pass.

10.Fakes a.k.a liers.com- dem go put wetin dem no be 4status. put gals or guys pics wey no fit date them.display food wey dem not fit chop..them dey badagry but their area code+time na Amsterdam etc =)).
The ones weh vex me pass na d wohwoh.com, u go see their pics fear go catch u :O X_X idon make mistake ask one ‘which animal is this? iwas confused! To make mattr worse them go put sleeping pics!u begin to wonder lik seriously,who sleeps beside them???

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