During the last WAEC examination, Akpan a typical Warri boi was asked complete some proverbs, check out his answers to the questions:
1)He who fights n run away?
Akpan: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
2)A rolling stone?
Akpan: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house? Akpan: Na rich politician e go be.
4)A stitch in time?
Akpan: dey prevent further tear tear.
5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpan: Na d same mama born them.
6) One good turn?
Akpan: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpan: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.
8) Half bread is better than?
Akpan: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles? Akpan: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or
10) He who laughs last?
Akpan: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am becos na begining of madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpan: Na hunger go kill am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpan: Na bank job be dat bros.
13) Once beaten?
Akpan: Na revenge go follow b dat.
14) A fool at forty? Akpan: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.
15) A friend in need?
Akpan: Na parasite b dat. 🙂 😉
Will akpan pass the exam ??