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Joke: Akpan In The Examination Hall!

Joke: Akpan In The Examination Hall!


During the last WAEC examination, Akpan a typical Warri boi was asked complete some proverbs, check out his answers to the questions:

1)He who fights n run away?
Akpan: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.

2)A rolling stone?
Akpan: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

3) He who lives in a glass house? Akpan: Na rich politician e go be.

4)A stitch in time?
Akpan: dey prevent further tear tear.

5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpan: Na d same mama born them.

6) One good turn?
Akpan: Na correct power steering fit do am.

7) A bird in hand?
Akpan: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

8) Half bread is better than?
Akpan: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

9) A journey of a thousand miles? Akpan: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or
aeroplane jeje?

10) He who laughs last?
Akpan: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am becos na begining of madness be dat.

11) A patient dog?
Akpan: Na hunger go kill am.

12) All work and no play?
Akpan: Na bank job be dat bros.

13) Once beaten?
Akpan: Na revenge go follow b dat.

14) A fool at forty? Akpan: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.

15) A friend in need?
Akpan: Na parasite b dat. 🙂 😉

Will akpan pass the exam ??

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