1. Stop acting like a psycho over your favorite sports teams.
(Yeah, I said it.).I am a huge Laker fan and can be annoyingly loud. I’m obnoxious when a play doesn’t go my way and I also scream at the TV as if Kobe can hear me. It’s terrible. You know what else is terrible? You doing the same things, but times 1,000. Here is the thing. We understand your loyalty and we even understand that you think not washing your game day underwear for a week helps your team to win. Don’t stop being your weird, fanatical, loud selves, but please don’t think any less of us if we do not want to be pulled into your ring of cray cray.
2. Stop comparing us to other women.
When we see you looking at a video girl, p*rn star, or magazine pic we are totally OK with that until you start comparing and expecting us to behave or look the same way. You know all magazine pictures are heavily Photoshopped and airbrushed. You also know that your fave video vixen has on heavy make-up and all of the other fixings that enhance them, as well. So why on earth do you expect us to act the same?