Akpors called customer care at 1 A.M. After 30 mins of advert, he finally came on line. Here’s how the conversation turned out:
Customer care: Hello! This is Kingsley from MTN customer care. How may I help you?
Akpors: God punish you.
Customer care: Sorry sir,but that’s not polite! What’s the problem?
Akpors: Na me you dey ask? Check your time wetin dey nack?
Customer care: Sir it is 1:30 A.M
Akpors: So why you no dey sleep you be winch?
Customer care: No sir i’m not a wizard.
Akpors: Then wetin you be, others never sleep finish?
Customer care: Sir please go straight to the reason why you called.
Akpors: Ok. I get #99 for my phone, abeg transfer me #1 naira make I add am take make midnight call.
Customer care: hahahahaha, our two now who come be winch?