Father-In-Law : Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect!
Son-in-law : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Son-in-law : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : You club too?
Son-in-law : I am sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : You have also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Son-in-law : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!
Father-In-Law : What!!! You are a killer?
Son-in-law : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. You are absolutely the right Man for my Daughter.