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BIBLICAL TOASTING! : Akpors Style

BIBLICAL TOASTING! : Akpors Style

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Akpors : Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

Akpors : Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” “You”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Akpors : 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”

Girl: But how can I be sure that you will be loyal and honest?

Akpors : Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

Girl: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.

Akpors : Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Akpors : Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Akpors : Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you.”

Girl: But I’m not beautiful.

Akpors : Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Akpors : 2 Corinthians 2:4 “ For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you.”

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