Last night in the world of sports, the Miami Heat won the NBA Finals. Drake was there! And because he is a friend of LeBron and a famous rapper and generally the type of person who has access to important places, Drake tried to go into the Miami Heat locker room after the game. That did not work out. Please watch as Drake is informed that he needs a media pass, to which he responds, “I am fucking media.” Then the camera trails away, into the festive locker room, where Aubrey “Media” Graham is not allowed. Poor sad Drake, part 1,000.