O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter,
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it records “one missed call”.
6. When a big truck hoots; it records “charger
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says “one Bluetooth device found”
8. When a fine boy/gal passes by u, it says “Ur favourite food found”
9. When an ugly boy/gal passes, it says, “Virus detected”
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy?