You will never win with Nigerian cops if they want a bribe!
Father David was driving at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to a roadblock.
The obviously soaked policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The policeman had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; “I charge you for driving ALONE at this time of the night, if you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?”
The startled Priest replied: ” I’m not alone, Jesus Christ is with me right by my side,
Angel Michael and the five angels- are with me here.”
The Policeman replied:
Its obvious that Jesus christ sitting by your side isn’t using his seat belt, and with all the names you just mentioned all right in this car?.
Please step out of the car and lie down flat on the ground. I’m charging you for over-crowding the car. Lolz